Hey man, what are you thinking about right now? Are you thinking about your dissertation? Forget about it. Only think how much time you will waste on writing it and how many other exciting things you can do.
 
You can hear such a buzz from everywhere: write a dissertation, get a degree, you will have great opportunities in the future. Do not mention it. There are millions of successful people who have never written any dissertations. If you are a smart person by nature, you will also be successful without a dissertation and degree.
 
Here are our dissertation tips on how not to write this tedious work.

• Your tutor is chasing you with the aim to impose you his/her timetable of consultations. Do not worry, you have our dissertation tips. You can use all means to get rid of him/her. Invent an extraordinary story, something like you are moving to another country, but our dissertation tips strongly recommend you to make sure it is real.
• It is time to think about the topic of your work. Have a look at these dissertation tips and do not do it. Pretend that nothing interests you; you do not have any hobbies and passions. In this case, dissertation tips advise you to tell that it will be simply impossible for you to write a dissertation on a topic that seems uninteresting and dreary to you.

• The next block of our dissertation tips is going to be about the search for materials. Your tutor will tell you that nowadays looking for materials is so easy. You can use libraries, Internet, magazines and newspapers. Our dissertation tips will give you possible excuses. You suffer claustrophobia and cannot visit libraries. You have no idea of searching for information online. You can read magazines and newspapers, but you completely do not get and cannot analyze the given information.

I guess these dissertation tips will be enough for you and for your tutor to understand that you are totally useless for writing a dissertation. However, if you want to write a dissertation and were looking for actual dissertation tips, read this article and do vise versa.

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